- Lessa
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So hey again remember me?
I know you’re anxious to jump in and buy my course but this is a WARNING:
Do not do it!
I’m serious, don’t!
Because I got a 0% refund guarantee for you not reading my words….
Okay let’s start from the beginning.
Final day, my first launch.
3 hours left to snatch my course.
I get an email from a lady… let’s call her Kim.
“Lessa, I can’t fill in my name to buy! If the deadline passes and I don’t make it, you owe me a discount…”
Oooh.
Now that’s some healthy enthusiasm.
So while we sort the technical stuff…
I email her back.
“Don’t worry, you’ll get your course!”
Who am I to deny honest people of the Internet the pleasure of nailing their socials?
Anyhows.
We solve it:
Kim’s happy, I’m happy, life’s good.
Until…
I get an email again.
“Lessa, where’s the part where you show me how I create my own GIFs??”
Uhm.
That’s not what I-
“I mean I googled it and found the answer in some forum, but that’s not what I spent money for…”
Well, I never said…
“Seriously, this isn’t worth it. Where’s my refund???”
Now seriously…
I’m annoyed. Wanna create a custom GIF?
Go to Ezgif.com
Upload a video
Click 1 GIF button
Play around with text & effects
easy
So you’re telling me…
You would’ve spent money on THIS?
(great amazing lemme build a course on that)
A’ight.
“I didn’t offer refunds, but here’s one, Kim.”
I wire the money back.
Why waste time arguing with humans who don’t read words…
(and by words I mean my sales page)
But here’s the good news!!
This is what you actually get (BTS screenshots):
…..drumrolling…..
{insert tension here}
……prep award acceptance speech……
GIFs telling your story
Real world examples offline
How you create yourself online
Introduction to GIFs (+ 3 GIF truths)
GIFs for branding, vibes, and niching
How humor works (how you actually become funny)
My secret way to hack the GIF search
13 GIFing rules for life
77+ GIF comebacks
GIFs to make friends online (+ network the right way)
3 non-secret engagement hacks
GIFs for your long form
GIFs to market stuff
So this is it!!
→ 3 hours left to buy…. ←
Oh, and one more thing…
I don’t know when I’ll be opening it again.
No gimmick (I actually mean it).
Could be a month.
Could be 3.
Maybe 7.
(like this last time)
Cz predictable isn’t fun, right?
xx Lessa
PS Little did Kim know I actually DID teach her how to make her own GIFs…. in a bonus email sequence following her purchase.
Too bad she missed out…
PPS check this:
PPPS remember… how I screwed up my ‘buy’ button?
That’s not gonna stop you:
Reply with “Valentine’s GIFt”
I send you a secret buy button :)