i wrote you a poem

Ay love.

What do you do when you’re high on Ibuprofen but got a course to sell?

Well.

Watch me get creative with my deadlines:

Now, you might say…

Lessa, that’s ridiculous. (and right you are)

But here’s the thing:

I’m actually impressed!

But don’t take it from me.

Let me grab the mic and recite:

The Art of GIFs

In the halls of social feeds where words run dry,

And platitudes float like dust in a neon sky,

There lies a tool, misunderstood by most,

More powerful than your average post.

Not just reaction shots of cats amused,

Or Michael Scott when thoroughly confused,

But bridges built between two strangers' hearts,

Where meaningful connection often starts.

Some say it's cringe, unprofessional at best,

"Keep your feed clean!" the gurus stress.

But here I am, succeeding anyway,

With Snoop Dogg nodding in his special way.

Through GIFs I found my coolest Internet friends,

Got clients sliding in my DMs sans pretense.

While others fought for reach through growth advice,

I shared a Brad Pitt loop and rolled the dice.

Now Sun Yi calls my stuff a masterclass,

Steve Mellor's clicks have grown en masse,

Ben Webby used my tricks, his reach exploded—

All from lessons carefully GIF-coded.

So mock my methods, call them immature,

While I build bonds that actually endure.

In this world of copies copying copies,

I'll take authentic wins over growth prophecies.

A GIF's worth thousand words, they sometimes say,

But really, it's the bridge you build that day,

Between two humans sharing one small joke,

That's how the best connections ever broke.

You too could learn this art, if you so dare,

To drop the mask and actually show you care.

For standing out's not just about the noise—

It's finding YOUR way to share YOUR voice.

Uhm.

I’m fascinated because…

IT SOLD THE EXTRA CRINGE.

Ok look.

By the way you’re squinting at your phone right now, I deduce you’re still sceptical.

And I get it.

If you’re not into AI poems…

How about you make yourself some friends who meme-sell it for you:

But how?

Glad you asked…

So if this is you right now…

Click this button to the course I’m selling you with this email:

I thank you for coming!

Lovely Valentine’s to you.

xx Lessa

PS remember… how I screwed up my ‘buy’ button?

That’s not gonna stop you:

1. Reply with “Valentine’s GIFt”

2. I send you a secret buy button (that actually works)

PPS - there’s 21 hours left for you to get it.