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just $uck it up

fine i'll do it (click for 1 GIFT + 1 shameless upsell)

Oh hi.

Enjoying your Sunday?

If u are you can stop your bragging right there, I’m not in the mood today.

Seee….

We’ve talked about stubbornness, right?

From sticking it out on platforms that tank, ignoring the noise, following your own path…

You’ve been there. You get it.

I’m proud of you.

Here’s the thing tho:

Sometimes, you gotta adapt.

(and do what works)

Today, you gotta read my rambling in full to find out

  • how i smartened up

  • what you get for free

  • & how you do the same

So over the past 3 months…

I’ve f$cked around and found out.

(like ure supposed to when you got no clue what you want)

I’ve speed-learned a new platform, wrote & tested 27 different offers, talked to 69 humans who weren’t cows, and vehemently ignored the obvious.

Stay with me for a sec cz it all started…

with all the wrong leads.

1st month on LinkedIn, my inbox was killing me.

‘How tf do you get traction so fast’

‘Can you grow my account’

‘What’s your secret’

I got annoyed cz… it was all the wrong reasons:

NOBODY needs another growth guru.

you’re allowed to hate the game

The truth is…

I wanted to do better.

I wanted to help with something lasting.

So for 7 days of the week, i had a new offer:

Monday: Coaching
Tuesday: Profile rebrand
Wednesday: Brand strategy
Thursday: Editing/writing help
7am Friday: LinkedIn content review
7pm Friday: Getting leads on LinkedIn
Saturday: Ghostwriting LinkedIn posts
Sunday: Hi i got a GIF course you know

– me, with 0 lack of enthusiasm

Ok now that was the plan…

but life didn’t life as expected.

Here’s what my week ACTUALLY looked like:

Monday: Ghosted. Spilled coffee. Dropped mug.

Tuesday: Strange package at my door.

Still Tuedsay: New mug

Jordan + Diana mugged me

Wednesday: Top 1% LinkedIn creator in my DMs.

‘How much do you charge for emails?’

Wild. I don’t write emails.

Thursday: Ghosted. (Didn’t drop cow mug this time)

Friday: Even bigger creator in my DMs.

‘Pls write my emails.’

Lost it there for a sec but…

WTF PPL I DON’T WRITE EMAILS???

I’m real confused now. Sipping my 3rd cup of coffee, I’m thinking bout life.

This can’t be the answer. Good thing i got friends.

They’ll tell me to drop it.

I’ll talk to Luke.

(he sometimes got answers)

And answers he got…

‘Pick a niche already’

What.

‘Own your shit’

Wait.

‘Get over yourself’

So you’re saying..

‘3 day series is what you’ll sell’

I don’t understan-

‘OFFER EMAILS’

what the duck

I’m grumpy a bit cz this can’t be the answer but meanwhile let me sell you on his 7-day FREE email course to writing with AI:

click to get it for free (really)

Look.

I’ve done his course fuming… and hating AI…

(if u read me for a while you know: i’ve written whole articles about it)

…….. but it’s actually fucking useful and ridiculously easy.

You’ll save time cz you won’t stare at a blank page again.

You also won’t sell out your writing. (I didn’t)

He didn’t pay me to say this (it actually makes my point…)

Cz you need an email sequence.

(to sell like he does)

[insert epiphany gif]

All that follower hustling, platform jumping and algorithm chase?

↳ You’ll fight that with email.
↳ You’ll hook every new sub.
↳ You’ll own your audience.

(U sell them ur stuff)

I mean, you can wait until Elon sneezes up the reach again…

OR you can do the smart thing.

Grow your email list.

(i’ll do the same)

No welcome sequence?

Fine, I’ll do it.

(i’ve heard i’m writing the best emails)

I’ll set you up with a 3-day sequence that does the hooking for you.

Reply with ‘email’ if you want in.

(spots are limited cz u know, i’m human and stuff)

Have a great one and do the smart thing :)))))))

xxx Lessa