may i have ur attention pls

Hey you I realized it’s Sunday again and I have to write an email so don’t expect much ok!!

If you feel like i’ve exhausted your emotional bandwidth it’s okay, I understand…

But before you can muster up the energy to click away…

Well you didn’t get any cow updates in a while.

Thing is…

There’s news!!

Remember when I told you about AI for cows?

Like, not factually AI, but a robot thing that replaces me in younger and more effective?

[notice how i didn’t say attractive? yea well me too..]

This is what that looks like:

Anyhow so it’s official:

We’ll get a robot box that makes me delightfully redundant in my current position.

And since I don’t want any other position…

Like, help running the farm or such…

I thought i’d do the grown up thing and run from it instead. :)

So I got myself a passport…

But wait i wasn’t finished with the cows in boxes.

This is what it looks like:

No wait we’re still in construction.

And by construction i mean taking down walls to fit the box…

Not me, obviously.

I constructively instruct the construction boys to not anger the cows.

So meanwhile we’re milking without walls…

I try making travel plans..

But the deal is i’m gonna get lost anyway so (what’s the deal really).

You can help me out here though.

If you had a vote where should I go?

(make it far from Europe I’ve seen enough)

Oh and thank you to everyone who loved my clickbait email on Thursday, it was indeed a rollercoaster.

And thank you Chris for…

Hope you’re having the happiest of Easter!

Talk soon.

xx Lessa

PS seriously where should i go?

PPS I think what we learned here today was