yeah, so?

hi so i haven’t said hi for a while and that’s NOT because i’ve forgotten about you …

I promise.

I’ve actually tried.

I’ve typed 17 cool story notes, 3 email drafts with outrageously brilliant hooks & straight out cancellable punchlines but here’s the thing…

I couldn’t write them all the way through.

And it’s exactly what you think:

I couldn’t sustain the thinking part yet - still at about 20% cognitive capacity for anything other than working through stored stuff...

HOWEVER i got news for you.

Because the life-changing 2 words i’ve found just recently…

That allow you to comfortably skip typing and just get yourself another tea:

‘yeah, so?’

Works for not writing newsletters.

Works for forgetting to email reply.

Works for fucking up pretty much everything…

Except your recovery.

The life lesson you didn’t know you needed:

You don’t die if you care less.

(allegedly)

Well actually…

Tested and proven by me still typing.

Why don’t we all just chill a bit in 2025!!

Speaking of.

Ever seen a flying cow?

But before you panic and start marching for animal rights:

We didn’t torture them -

we just angered them a little.

See, what you’ve just witnessed is pretty SOP. The truth is…

Twice a year even your favourite cow needs pedicuring.

And since your common neighbourhood nail file won’t do with a fully functioning 600kg cow and AT LEAST 0.03m2 of hoof (x4)…

We trick them, trap them and string them up in the air to file away at their feet.

The good news is they survive the 3 minutes of heightened anxiety.

The bad news is they sulk for a total of another 3 minutes before selling their souls for treats again.

Hope you’re fantastic, chill & sane!

Talk soon.

(i don’t promise a thing)

xx Lessa

PPPS here’s something you haven’t read yet ↓